Night Owl

I am not a morning person.

I am not an early bird, an early riser, a ray of sunshine, a people-person or anyone remotely pleasant at 5 a.m. Especially 5 a.m. on a Wednesday where I must deal with the ever aggravating Senior Day. It’s nothing against the seniors, exactly, but more the continued repetition of

“Is it Wednesday? Is it Senior Day? Do I get my 5%? You got my discount, right? Did you get my 5%? Where’s my 5%?”

and whatever dormant homicidal tendencies I have tend to become… well, not so dormant.

I have no issues staying awake UNTIL 5 a.m.; I’m often having fun so the hours don’t matter. I’m usually wide awake after sunset.

Getting UP at 5 a.m. is highly unpleasant, from the act of getting out of bed, to the blank stare I level when someone asks, “Why are you up so early?” while I’m pouring a bowl of cereal. Forcing myself out of bed feels like dying. No matter what time I go to sleep, 5 a.m. remains a hellish beast of an hour wherein I dread the realization that I will not sleep again for another 12+ hours.

If I sleep at all.

Insomnia is a bitch.

Expect an infinitely happier post come midnight.


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